have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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