Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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