He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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