Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
How naked do you want me to be?
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