is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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