Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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