Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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