I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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