hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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