You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
and she was petting her beer can
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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