i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
