Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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