I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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