No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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