Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
