She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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