Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
