I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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