Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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