I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it was like eating out sand paper
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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