So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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