Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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