I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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