Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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