You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Acid is not a monday night drug
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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