white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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