I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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