My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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