thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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