he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
