So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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