My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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