Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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