oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
