I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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