DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
