My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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