Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
