So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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