Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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