i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
what if I'm pregnant?
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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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