she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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