I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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