: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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