let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
