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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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