My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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