In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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