Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think I sprained my soul last night
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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