He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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